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WHO OR WHAT IS A BENJI?

According to Urban Dictionary

He's a beautiful little Bebo. He's the greatest person you'll ever meet.

He's lovely, caring, a great friend, sweet, cute, amazing...
If you ever meet a Benji you'll want to keep him forever and cuddle with him till the star's lights disappear, the world ends and the sun explodes.

He's so precious. He never gets mad at anyone and is always sweet to his friends (with the rest of the people he's so shy, which makes him cuter).

If you ever meet a Benji, you found a gift from God.

VERIFIED BY ME... AN ACTUAL BENJI

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Alternatively, I can be summed up as a

LAIDBACK & FUN
WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER

&
(GIFT FROM GOD)

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 HECK YES. 

  • My Girlfriend

  • Our 4 Dogs

  • My Daughter

  • Tattoos

  • Vanlife

  • Plants

  • Vegan burgers

  • Travel

  • Graphic Novels

  • Incubus

 HELL NAAW. 

  • Marmite

  • Chocolate Ice Cream

  • Moths

  • The X Factor

  • Snow

  • British Airway's Vegan Meal Option

  • Root Beer

  • Comic Sans

Being Vegan

Throughout my entire childhood, my parents constantly told me to eat my vegetables.

As an adult, I eat my vegetables aaaand, my parents take the piss out of me. 

The Moon

Technically speaking, Aliens invaded the Moon on the 20th July 1969

SLEEP

 SHOWER THOUGHTS ABOUT MYSELF 

I've woken up over 13'000 times and I'm still not used to it

Am I A Robot?

I’m always being asked to prove that I’m not a robot by the internet and I’ve never really stopped to seriously question it.

Board Games

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

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*Size not to scale

*Not actual glasses

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"OMG, BENJI!
THE PICTURES ARE F***ING EPIC"

WHY WEDDINGS?

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I go to weddings with a camera and take pictures because it makes me feel like I have a social life. Is it weird that my hobby is collecting the facial expressions of people when they get married? Like…people pay me for this but it’s really just feeding my all-consuming facial expression collection addiction.

It also makes me feel like I am artistic. Since becoming an “artistic” person, one of the greatest lessons I have learned is that in order to be special, you have to stop thinking you’re special.

That’s hard because I think I’m pretty special.

I enjoy weddings—especially the bits where people do the dancing.

I can’t dance. It’s not that I don’t know how to dance (I fully acknowledge that dancing exists) and I actually like other people dancing… it’s just that my mind and body are physically incapable of reacting to any sound spectrum. I’ve never heard anything and felt “I need to move systematically right now because there is a noise happening”.

So it’s better I take photos.

I have been exercising this avoidance strategy and disguising it as a career for 6 years at the time of writing. I have to say “at the time of writing” because time is always progressing and I wouldn’t want your knowledge of me to be distorted by time and my laziness to update this particular part of the internet.

 Empty Dancefloor? I Got YOU... 

hog the photo booth? I got you...

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