Hi, I'm Benji, the GUY WHO'S JOB IT IS TO MAKE YOU LOOK AWESOME!

HELLO GUYS, GALS & NON-BINARY PALS

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I'M BENJI, A SELF PROCLAIMED ROCKSTAR BUT IN REALITY I'M PROBABLY MORE LIKE AN EMBARRASSING DAD THAT PLAYS AIR GUITAR WAY TOO MUCH.

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I USED TO SING IN A MILDLY SUCCESSFUL KENT BASED ROCK BAND, HENCE THE ROCK N ROLL THEME GOING ON AROUND HERE.

HOWEVER, I'VE SINCE SETTLED DOWN IN MY OLD AGE, WHICH MEANS NO MORE THROWING TV'S OUT OF HOTEL ROOM WINDOWS. SO I DECIDED TO SWAP MY MICROPHONE FOR A CAMERA, AND NOW MY JOB IS TO MAKE YOU LOT LOOK LIKE THE ROCKSTARS!

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I LIVE IN A COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE TOWN OF WESTERHAM ON THE BORDERS OF KENT & SURREY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND 4 DOGS; IZZY, FREDO, EMMA & XIRA.

WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE I SHOULD BE DONNING A FLAT CAP AND BARBOUR JACKET MORE THAN BLACK SKINNY JEANS AND CONVERSE.

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I'M ALSO LOOKED AFTER BY AN 8-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER WHO THINKS THAT MY MUSIC TASTE IS WEIRD... WELL, SHE'S RIGHT, IT IS WEIRD AND THAT'S FINE.

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WELL, THAT'S ME IN A FEW PARAGRAPHS, IF YOU WANT TO HIRE A FORMER FRONTMAN COME PHOTOGRAPHER WITH A QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN MUSIC AND FASHION SENSE THEN CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING BUTTONS BELOW VERY WISELY.

A BIT MORE ABOUT ME SUMMED IN SOME PERSONAL PICS BELOW... TAKE A BUTCHERS