WHO OR WHAT IS A BENJI?
Well, According to Urban Dictionary:
He's a beautiful little Bebo. He's the greatest person you'll ever meet.
He's lovely, caring, a great friend, sweet, cute, amazing...
If you ever meet a Benji you'll want to keep him forever and cuddle with him till the star's lights disappear, the world ends and the sun explodes.
He's so precious. He never gets mad at anyone and is always sweet to his friends (with the rest of the people he's so shy, which makes him cuter).
If you ever meet a Benji, you found a gift from God.
VERIFIED BY ME... AN ACTUAL BENJI
Alternatively, I can be summed up as a
LAIDBACK & FUN
WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER
HECK YES.
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My Daughter
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The Girlfriend
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Our 4 Doggos
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Tattoos
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Vanlife
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Plants
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Vegan burgers
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Travel
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Graphic Novels
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Incubus
HELL NAAW.
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Marmite
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Chocolate Ice Cream
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Moths
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The X Factor
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Snow
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British Airway's Vegan Meal Option
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Root Beer
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Comic Sans
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Mornings
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Halloween
BEING VEGAN
Throughout my entire childhood, my parents constantly told me to eat my vegetables.
As an adult, I love eating vegetables and now my parents question why I eat vegetables.
ELDER EMO
Grew up listening to early-millennium rock music, basically happy songs for sad people
SLEEP
I've woken up over 13'000 times and I'm still not used to it
AM I A ROBOT?
I’m always being asked to prove that I’m not a robot by the internet and I’ve never really stopped to seriously question it.
WHY WEDDINGS?
So, here's the deal. I show up at weddings with my trusty camera by my side and snap away like there's no tomorrow. Why? Well, because it makes me feel like I actually have a social life, you know? Plus, I have this weird hobby of collecting facial expressions - especially of people when they tie the knot. I mean, folks even pay me for this! But let's be real, it's just my way of feeding my insatiable addiction to facial expressions.
On top of that, it makes me feel like a real artiste. And let me tell you, I've learned some pretty big lessons on this journey of self-discovery. One of the biggest being that if you want to be special, you gotta stop thinking you're so darn special. But hey, that's easier said than done, right? I mean, I can't help but feel like a unique and special snowflake most of the time.
Now, as much as I enjoy weddings, I gotta admit that I'm not exactly a dancing queen. It's not that I don't know how to bust a move or anything - I'm well aware that dancing is a thing. It's just that my body and brain don't seem to communicate when it comes to reacting to sound. Like, I've never heard a song and thought, "Wow, I gotta start moving my body systematically right this instant!" So, I stick to what I'm good at and take pictures instead.
Believe it or not, I've been doing this whole wedding photographer gig for a few years now. But hey, time keeps moving forward, so who knows what the future holds? Just don't hold it against me if I forget to update this little blurb on the internet, okay?
Empty Dancefloor? I Got YOU...
Someone to hog the photo booth? I got you...
