EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
Ah yes, The Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why Do You Do Photography?
A: I DO THIS BECAUSE NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL MORE AMAZING THAN MAKING OTHERS FEEL LIKE COMPLETE ROCKSTARS.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE FULFILLING THAN CAPTURING PEOPLE AT THEIR VERY BEST, OVERFLOWING WITH (ALCOHOL-FUELED) EMOTION.
Q: WHEN AND HOW SHOULD/CAN WE BOOK YOU?
A: ERRRM, NOW? RIGHT NOW!
BOOKINGS ARE COMING IN FAST FOR 2022 SO GET IN EARLY, AS I'M NEARLY BOOKED UP!
I REQUIRE A £300.00 BOOKING FEE THAT HOLDS YOUR DATE IN PLACE AND A SIGNED CONTRACT.
I CAN'T KEEP YOUR DATE SAFE IF I DON'T HAVE EITHER OF THESE THINGS... SORRY
SO IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR ME OR JUST WANNA GO RIGHT AHEAD AND INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING, CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING BUTTONS TO CLICK.
Q: SHOULD WE BOOK A SECOND PHOTOGRAPHER?
A: THE ANSWER I GIVE TO ALL MY COUPLES IS... MAYBE
Having 2 wedding photographers on your day helps ensure not a moment is missed from the day you have spent so much time and effort planning. All the cool little details and all the spontaneous, drunken, emotional and epic moments captured as well as all the key moments you would expect.
it also allows both of the wedding parties preparation to be covered.
if you do decide to go with a second photographer, I will make sure that our styles are compatible and experience is matched. this is a second professional photographer, not an assistant.
to hire an extra photographer on the day only costs a measly £400.00 extra... amazing!
Q: Do you travel?
A: YOU HECKING BET I DO!
IN FACT, I HAVE A WEDDING NEXT YEAR IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC AND I'VE ALREADY DONE A WEDDING IN CUBA FOR A BUNCH OF AWESOME CANADIANS AND A COUPLE FROM STAFFORD IN ANTIGUA! MY PASSPORT IS IN MY CAMERA BAG JUST IN CASE.
TRAVEL COSTS START AFTER A 2+ HOUR JOURNEY FROM MY POSTCODE OF TN16. IN THIS CASE, I WOULD REQUIRE ACCOMMODATION, PLEASE.
FOR TRAVEL OUTSIDE OF THE UK, YOU WOULD KINDLY NEED TO BOOK MY FLIGHT AND ACCOMMODATION AND OF COURSE, COVER MY EXPENSES SUCH AS FOOD SO I DON'T STARVE.
Q: Are you insured?
A: YUP, PERSONAL LIABILITY, AND PUBLIC LIABILITY.
Q: Do you require nourishment?
A: I MAY SEEM LIKE A FREAKING BEAST OF A PHOTOGRAPHY MACHINE, HOWEVER, I AM ONLY HUMAN AND THUS REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. SO, YES PLEASE, IT IS A REALLY LONG DAY. PLUS I ALWAYS FIND THAT GUESTS PREFER HAVING THEIR PHOTOS TAKEN IF YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. IF YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED IN A REMOTE LOCATION, THE LAST THING I WANT TO HAVE TO DO IS TRAVEL OFF-SITE AND MISS ALL THE ACTION!
Q: Can we print our own photos?
A: YES, ABSOLUTELY, ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR FULL-RESOLUTION PHOTOS, YOU WILL HAVE FULL PRINTING AND SHARING RIGHTS, YOU JUST CAN'T SELL THEM FOR FINANCIAL GAIN... BECAUSE THAT'S JUST NOT COOL
Q: Is there anything you're not telling us?
A: WELL, I CAN TIE A TIE, PIN BUTTONHOLES, FOLD POCKET SQUARES, BLOW UP BALLOONS, WALK THE DOG, RUN TO THE SHOP FOR EMERGENCY SUPPLIES, ACT AS A BACKUP CHAUFFEUR TO THE RECEPTION IN CASE OF UNEXPECTED BREAKDOWNS, BUST A FEW MOVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR, DEPUTISE FOR YOUR BAND'S SINGER IN CASE OF LARYNGITIS.
ALL OF THAT, AND WITH A CAMERA IN MY HAND. WHAAAAT!?