Ah yes, The Frequently Asked Questions
Let's see if I can help, shall I?
Q: Why Do You Do Photography?
I'm not a weddingaholic.
I like photographing people, people at their very best, experiencing joy, nervous blubbing overflowing emotion and the effects of alcohol,
All types of people from all walks of life doing something important, something that is life-changing
I can find all of these people at weddings and take enough photos to tell a story that can be read in a universal language, by them and everyone they love.
and that's why I do what I do...
Q: so, how much you gonna cost me?
A: Prices start at £800.00 for a full day, that's pretty good for a fine photographer such as myself. That's 50% LESS than most photographers... But be quick because 2021/2022 is booking up quick!
If you want to know what your options are then rock on over to my contact page and tell me EVERYTHING about your big day and I'll give you a quote.
(AND DON'T SKIMP ON THE DETAILS!)
Q: What do I Get with a full day?
A: In a nutshell, I'll start when you need me to until about an hour after the first dance. If you need me to stay later because you have some cool fireworks or lighting that would otherwise be a bit rubbish in daylight then that's cool too. If I'm having a good time, I'll stay for the party... Unless you've kicked me out already.
Q: WHEN AND HOW SHOULD/CAN WE BOOK YOU?
A: Errrm, Now? right NOW!
Bookings are coming in fast for 2021 so get in early, as I'm nearly booked up!
I require a £300.00 booking fee that holds your date in place and a signed contract.
I can't keep your date safe if I don't have either of these things... Sorry
Q: Do you travel?
A: You hecking bet I do!
In fact I have a wedding next year in the Czech Republic and I've already done a wedding in Cuba for a bunch of awesome Canadians and a Couple from Stafford in Antigua! My Passport is in my camera bag just in case.
Travel Costs start after a 2+ Hour Journey from my postcode of TN16. In this case, I would require accommodation, please.
For travel outside of the UK, you would kindly need to book my flight and accommodation and of course, cover my expenses such as food so I don't starve.
Q: Are you insured?
A: Yup, Personal Liability, and Public Liability.
Q: Do you require nourishment?
A: I may seem like a freaking beast of a photography machine, however, I am only human and thus require sustenance. So, yes please, it is a really long day. Plus I always find that guests prefer having their photos taken if you get to know them. If you're getting married in a remote location, the last thing I want to have to do is travel off-site and miss all the action!
Q: Can we print our own photos?
A: Yes, absolutely, once you have your full-resolution photos, you will have full printing and sharing rights, you just can't sell them for financial gain..
Q: Is there anything you're not telling us?
A: Well, I can tie a tie, pin buttonholes, fold pocket squares, blow up balloons, walk the dog, run to the shop for emergency supplies, act as a backup chauffeur to the reception in case of unexpected breakdowns, bust a few moves on the dance floor, deputise for your band's singer in case of laryngitis.
All of that, and with a camera in my hand. WHAAAAT!?
Q: Are You On Instagram?
A: You bet your ass I am... Here it is below!